#1 Have Fun
If you don't come to DJ Trivia prepared to enjoy yourself, we suggest you recheck yourself at the door. Life is serious enough without inviting another tightwad. We suggest the following: Tickle yourself, laugh once in a while or hey... play DJ Trivia!
#2 On-Time Arrival
Listen up McFly! We're here to have fun but we gotta keep this show on the road. Therefore, all answers must be submitted BEFORE the timer reaches :01 to count. Got it? Slacker!
#3 You May Not Change Your Answer
That's why there's no eraser on our quality #2 pencils.
#4 Be Patient
Your DJ Trivia host with the most does not know the answer; only Hal the optimized intelligent artificial being knows all. Even if your host did know the answer they would tell your truth like a politician.
#5 Don't Fold Your Answer Slip
Since the beginning of time it has been know that the rare bread of DJ Trivia host has a tremendous fear of origami. Fold at your own risk of humiliation.
#6 Please Circle Thy Multiple Choice
We've seen them, random trivia slips doodled beyond repair and left for the trivia host to decipher. Instead of decoding these ramblings they seem to get lost to the likes of stray dryer socks. The only solution we've found is to properly fill-in your trivia slip. Thank you for your support!
#7 Communication To The Outside
No phones, no facebook, no text, no computing. No books no nooks, no study materials. Respect thy neighboring team & play right or encounter the wrath of the DJ Trivia knight. Avoid penalty, please see your host if you must use your phone.
#8 Only One Bonus May Be Used
Only one bonus (facebook, Twiiter, email or other) may be used per game unless the bonus specifies otherwise. No bonuses of any kind are allowed during playoffs or championships.
#9 Oops, My Bad
Yes, we may goof up every now and then. If we do we'll do our best to correct the situation within our means. If you insist on yelling about it, just know we put the error there on purpose to see you act like a 4 year old in public. Thus, we created Rule #10...
#10 The Final Say
The DJ Trivia host has the final say in all matters and will deduct 40 points or disqualify your team if any team member is not here to have fun. Please see rule #1.
#11 0 Points = 0 Prize
If you or your team loses all of your points, no soup for you!